Let me tell you something about Alex. We were best friends in real life. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I made my own blog and started getting followers, and Alex was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to blog, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you text me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an bloggers pool party, I was like, “Alex, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re Misha Collins.” I mean I couldn’t have Misha Collins at my party. There were gonna be fangirls there who were blogging. I mean, right? She was MISHA COLLINS. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back and made her own blog under the name of hellhoundsofbaskerville and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s trying to get more followers than me. 

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